How Did You End Up Here? A Survey of What People Are Looking For on the Internet

One impressive feature of the WordPress online blogging platform is that it tracks your blog’s traffic statistics.  You can track how often people have visited your site, which posts have received the most traffic, the sites from which people found your blog, and words people entered into search engines that led them to you.  Let’s face it, Bourbon and Ginger ain’t exactly the Huffington Post, nor does it aspire to be, but I am curious about the tiny bit of traffic the blog does get.  Interestingly, few people come here looking for anything related to bourbon or ginger.  What follows is a list of the search engine topics that led people to Bourbon and Ginger over the past month or so.

Brigitte Nielsen tops the list by a long shot, and when you add to that search all the variations of “Flava Flav” and “Brigitte Nielsen” — the most disturbing of which is “flava brigitte nielsen naked” — you get 45, which proves the point of the blog entry in which these two names appear, and caused me to put Marvin the Martian’s cell number on speed dial.  I get, “chicken parts.”  I could see myself searching those words if I happened to buy a whole chicken and needed to know how to deal with it.  Another good one, “chips mud wrestling,” is an excellent business venture idea for our friends at Chip Millard’s Weblog if the whole financial services thing doesn’t work out for them.  I’m not only confused but appalled that the words, “kream shows us her extreme squirting ski,” led someone here.  Whoever wrote, “unconscious porn ginger,” should probably be in jail.  The words, “hillbilly alliteration,” could be used to describe the poetic aesthetic at Bourbon and Ginger.  And “i pulled off my wifes sweaty riding boot,” totally blows my mind.  But I think my personal favorite is, “what does bourben [sic] do to your brain.”  My friend, whoever you are, I think you’ve found your answer.  No need to even hit “search” on that one.

brigitte nielsen	26
chicken parts	6
flavor flav and brigitte nielsen	6
chris feasel	4
what does bourben do to your brain	3
brigitte nielsen flavor flav	3
brigitte nielsen and flava flav	3
lunaphyte.wordpress	2
bourbonandginger	2
chips mud wrestling	2
kream shows us her extreme squirting ski	2
parts of chicken	2
hut in east timor	2
flavor flav brigitte nielsen	2
bourbon ginger	1
parts of a chicken	1
example of description of chicken	1
comebacks to ginger insults	1
top secret security clearance	1
ginger weizenbier	1
hillbilly alliteration	1
chiken part	1
chicken parts illustration	1
enter my octagon	1
bourbonandginger.wordpress.com	1
brigitte nielsen kill	1
backyard chicken killing	1
brigette nielsen young photos	1
flava brigitte nielsen naked	1
the parts of a chicken	1
exercise in mozambique	1
unconscious porn ginger	1
risky real chance of love	1
britt uzzell	1
“rocky iv” “flat cap”	1
parts of chicken w/ definition	1
flavor flav and brigitte nielsen ap imag	1
bridget nielsen flavor flav	1
wife harper ben	1
“famous writers” “bourbon”	1
bourban and ginger	1
brigette nielsen	1
“restless leg syndrome”	1
anais nin long hair	1
i pulled off my wifes sweaty riding boot	1
brigitte nielsen flava	1
chicken part	1
parts and functions of chicken	1
coyote acme franzen	1

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